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Jokes thread
06-11-2005, 03:57 AM
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Jokes thread
Alright... for my sake, keep them clean. I'll start with something:

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for crackers. The bartender says "Look, this is a bar; we don't serve that here! Go away!"

The duck leaves, then comes back and asks the bartender again, "Got any crackers?" The bartender gets disgusted - he replied, "Look, if you come here again, asking for crackers like that again, I'm going to nail your feet to the stool!" So the duck left...


The duck returned the next day and asked the bartender, "Got any nails?"
Bartender: No...
Duck: Got any crackers?

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Jokes thread - X-Kal - 06-11-2005 03:57 AM
Jokes thread - JoeChilds - 06-11-2005, 12:49 PM
Jokes thread - Catch - 06-11-2005, 07:26 PM
Jokes thread - X-Kal - 06-14-2005, 12:17 AM
Jokes thread - RadarListener - 06-14-2005, 12:48 AM
Jokes thread - JoeChilds - 06-14-2005, 12:24 PM
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